51-Word Story #344: It's a Conspiracy

"Kitty!"
"What? No."
"Kitty!"
"No, I'm not a kitty."
"Kitty!"
"Look, just because I drink a lot of milk..."
"Kitty!"
"...And like to play with yarn until it's straught out everywhere..."
"Kitty!"
"...Does not make me a cat!"
"..........Kitty!"
"Meow."
"I knew it!"
"Curses, you've tumbled my nefarious plan."
"Kitty."
"Meow."

(Prompt words: Meow, straught)